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Movies, and television, and games, oh my!

Ahhhh… summer. Action movies take over the theaters, the rare blockbuster game is released, and summertime television series are back on.

Apparently the comic book industry has figured out they can make a shitload more money making movies than they can selling comic books. I’ve seen both Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk this summer, and there’s still The Dark Knight and The Spirit to go this year. Personally, I don’t understand why everyone orgasmed over Iron Man. I mean, it was decent, and Robert Downey, Jr., was pretty fantastic in it. But, I liked The Incredible Hulk more, even though the acting was overall worse than in Iron Man. I think it’s because the action sequences are a lot more intense, and that’s what I was looking for in my super hero movie. Plus, all the tie-ins to other Marvel properties are pretty awesome.

Plus, Wanted looks like it may be another of the popcorn-munching action movies that I’ve had such a penchant for this summer. Bonus: Angelina Jolie, who I’ve always found very hit or miss, looks quite hittable in this movie.

Angelina Jolie in Wanted

This year was a strange one for television due to the writer’s strike. We got a lackluster season finale for Scrubs as it (hopefully) prepares to move to ABC. The Battlestar Galactica finale was intense, but with regard to the statement in the ad campaigns that “All Will Be Revealed,” the writers really punked out. In fact, they didn’t reveal anything. And gods know the when the next season or half-season will be begin. Psych starts back up July 18 at 10/9C, which is my favorite summer show. It’s highly entertaining, and I’ve loved Dulé Hill since The West Wing.

As the focus of this blog, it’s only proper I mention some recent high-profile video game releases. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots has garnered high praise across the board. The major criticism seems to be the extraodinarily long cutscenes. I have one word for the complainers: Xenosaga. Alone in the Dark and The Bourne Conspiracy were both games that I was anticipating, but both have scored much lower than I’d anticipated. A series of new maps was also included for free in the most recent PC patch for Call of Duty 4: MW. This breathed some welcome new life into the title. Xbox 360 gamers had access to these maps a while ago, but they had to pay extra for them. Chinatown is easily my favorite map of the bunch – moving in and out of all those buildings at high speed is a real rush, and due to the closed nature of the map, grenade and n00b tube spamming is kept to a minimum. Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precepice of Darkness was also recently released. All-in-all its a solid game, complete with all the humor you’d expect from Tycho and Gabe, and a great summer distraction. Another title that was pretty much under the radar for me has been getting solid reviews. Battlefield: Bad Company has landed some solid reviews, and I’m considering picking it up. I do wish it was coming out for PC, though.

I also recently wiped my iPhone clean of all music and resolved to put newer and less-frequently-listened-to music on in lieu of all the stuff I’ve been listening to since high school. Forever the Sickest Kids have won a place in my heart. If you’re into extremely catchy techno/emo hybrid, or techmo, as I will henceforth call it, they will win a place in yours as well. Also, I recently discovered a band called Elbow who apparently have been around since 1990. To me they’re a mix of Peter Gabriel and Radiohead. If you’re looking for something a little off the beaten path, be sure to check those guys out. I’ve also been giving Chevelle’s latest album Vena Sera a fair shake, and I’ve got to say I’m enjoying it, despite a chilly critical reception. It’s not brilliant, but it’s entertaining.

Finally, I’m just about finished reading through all of the Hitchiker’s Guide books for the second time in my life. I’ve got to tell you; they’re a lot funnier now than they were when I was 14.

Alright, those are the things I’m checking out entertainment-wise right now. What’re you guys into this summer?


Does anyone else think something’s wrong with this?

So, Spike TV has announced the nominees for their annual Video Game Awards show.

Award shows.

I, for one, hate the damn things. They’re self-congratulatory, mutual masturbation exercises where an industry glorifies itself.

But, I think they may also be a sign that your medium has reached mainstream acceptance as a viable form of entertainment and perhaps even, dare I say it, art.

Art on the right.

The thing that bothers me about the whole thing, though? They’ve nominated games that haven’t been released yet!

I don’t know about you, but that calls into question the validity of such awards. A number of them are close to release, to be sure, and I’m sure they’d be the nominees anyway. But what if Rock Band comes out, and the multiplayer elements are broken, or not implemented correctly? What if the CryENGINE2 is so demanding that all but the most top of the line systems have to play the game at its lowest settings, which based, on the demo, makes the game look like poop?

How can you ethically nominate a game without seeing the finished retail product, and experiencing all of its elements, including online community and play?

Because these rewards are a joke, at this point. I think it’s a good thing for video games to have a televised reward show. But it’s being shown on a channel that plays CSI: reruns, a show called Manswers, and wrestling all the time.


No! Not the respectable Olympic Sport! The poorly written, poorly acted, misogynistic soap opera for trailer-trash idiots!

Yeah, that’s the one. Fucking morons.


Guitar Hero South Park Episode

In the tradition taking no prisoners, not even from its key demographic, Stone and Parker are assaulting the Guitar Hero phenomenon tomorrow night.

Having South Park make fun of you or your project has become a stamp of arrival into the cultural consciousness, it would seem, akin to having “Weird Al” make fun of your song.

via Ars Technica

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